...and it was said

Quotes:

"Mindy, show me your underwear!!!" ~me
"...so are we going tanning tomorrow?" - me interrupting Mindy's speech on the purpose of life
"I am so happy I wasn't born without upper lip" ~Mindy
"Mindy! Why is our food standing here?" ~me
"It is not about you. It is about me. I don't like you"
"You are so irresponsible! If I were like that I would kill myself" ~Natalya
Jared looking at the sweater in the store: "...it's so ugly...made in Thailand...should've stayed there"
"I want to be a hippie. I want to be with friends in a field. With a guitar. I want to sing and dance all together. And pick flowers. Because that is what hippies did. And then all have sex.... But no." ~Mindy

Physics lab quotes:

-so let's talk about something smart. like plato. -playdough?
"I am your moral support and pervert coach..." ~Zach
"Do you want to be tired?" ~Trevor  
Me: Why are chinese kids so smart? Mike: They are not. There are just more of them.
You have to tell kids there is God. It is like easter bunny or tooth fairy. ~Mike
You know when squirrels get mad and have mouth full of nuts... ~ Zach
Integrate the shit out of it. ~ Mike
What's wrong with sex. FCC doesn't bleep it so it is OBVIOUSLY good. ~ Richard
This is Mark. He is my Helpdesk. ~Me
She (Dr. Tu) wants to fight you with math. ~Shaun
I am going to get you so drunk, I am going to have a hangover. ~Trevor
What the flux is that? ~ Jamie
Don't be a farmer. ~Paul
Integrate that hoe. ~Paul  
Me: Would you like candy? Barry: Is a frog's ass water tight?
Trevor: Why isn't there no garbage can? Coffee shop lady: Well usually when people order coffee to go. They GO. Trevor: Touche...  
Dana: I think we will need a little break once we get there. Anjan: To get some coffee? Dana: To get rid of some coffee.
Me: So what happens to people who drop out of high school? Dana: Well that is where your fast food comes from.