Tuesday, January 15, 2008

WWSD

I spent a significant amount of my life over the past year in the MSB 217. aka Physics tutoring lab.

So I came up with that one night when I was bored: You are taking physics if...
* ... you know who Trevor, Shawn and Tim are
* ... you know about the candy bowl and you know who broke it
* ... you ever came in the MSB 217 just to get free candy
* ... you are familiar with WWSD ( What would Shawn Do ) strategy for solving physics problems, which is way more efficient than STAR
* ... green checkmarks make you happy
* ... you know who Bearded man is
* ... you know where you can find the slowest computers on campus
* ... you ever considered a "physics room campout" before the exam
* ... you see people from your class more than your family
* ... you have your name on the "Quote of the day" poster
* ... you ever refered to MSB 217 as "second home"
* ... you hate physics with a passion
* ... you love physics with a passion
* ... you know that it is impossible to study in the Physics lab, yet that is where you do your homework for most of your classes
* ... you ever did your physics homework using Warren's excel spreadsheet
* ... you have been tempted to try on the Expanding Universe. And probably couldn't resist the temptation.
* ... you know that if you have to go Dr. Grafe's office to ask a question, you better go at least an hour before your next class... but you will be late anyways.
* ... you know that you will almost have a minor in archery by the time you are done with your physics requirements
* ... you managed to put all of the homework problems on a 3x5 notecard
* ... you had been to a physics pizza party in the lab
* ... you leave notes for other people on the black board
* ... you know where all those trays, piled up by the door came from
* ... you dislike people wo never do homework and come to the lab to get the answers
* ... you never do homework and just come to the lab to get the answers
* ... you ever got a problem right without even having to read it
* ... you know that if you are doing homework by yourself, you have 5 attempts, if you are doing it with a friend you have 10 attempts, if you are doing it in the lab you have 20+ attempts
* ... you ever ate breakfast, lunch and dinner in the MSB 217
* ... you can finish the phrase "Bad Boys..."
* ... you have been present or heard the story about hate being a strong word. haha
* ... you know that if it smells like coffee...
* ... you remember how physics lab got its own microwave and coffee maker.
* ... you leave all your stuff there, because someone will sure 'look after it'.

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